Black Market Weenies

Last chapter ended with Arsenic graduating… somehow… so obviously the family was pretty exhausted and hungry and such afterward. So I had Selenium go around with the moodlet manager to see what she could do.

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Lois: Why would you interrupt me when I’m sleeping? Can’t you see I’m tired?

Um… that was exactly WHY we interrupted you, dear. : /

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Krypton: Thank you, sister. From the bottom of my heart.

Well, I know who I like better. : /

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Gnomes relaxing on the graves of sims. The more dead sims, the less resistance for the gnome uprising to conquer.

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I thought it was kind of odd that Krypton is athletic, but he never seems to work out the way I see Lois working out. Maybe because his loser trait makes him know he’ll never be popular even with a buff bod, and he’d only lose every match if he joined a sport team. : P

Speaking of Krypton’s loser trait, let’s see it in action. I just kind of let him do his own thing and watched. Laughing.

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That awkward moment when you pull a meal out of the fridge and it goes bad on the way to the table. Krypton is not amused.

He went back and forth getting waffles like 3 or 4 times.

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He then decided not to take chances with the fridge food any longer, and made himself some… macaroni and cheese I think? With onion and ground meat?

Grown up macaroni and cheese, then… I don’t like grown up food. : P

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He’s not even paparazzi. : /

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Oh, yeah, we weren’t done with Krypton. It is a good thing that we’re not started on an ISBI yet or we’d be losing points right now.

… I’ll be trying to actually keep with the point tallying; with the hope that tallying every chapter will be easier and the game doesn’t screw things up royally. : P

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Lois: So I don’t get why Krypton’s always on the computer when he’s athletic…

Arsenic: Sorry, can’t offer any sage fatherly advice. I’m like 20.

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I found the prom pics in the inventories! Krypton and Lois’s, anyways. They seem to have stolen each other’s poses…

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I took a picture of this pixelated puddle of pee because it was shaped like a heart.

I then sat back and had a good long think about the direction my life has led me.

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Lois: Hey, Krypton’s right… this videogame thing isn’t half bad.

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I realized that Arsenic was insane so he could just go fish in the pool… which has a weird corner I just noticed.

It’s kind of hard to keep track when they’re all on different sides of town. : P When I do an ISBI though I’ll try to send them out on a weekly basis to see what they get up to.

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Bro: Mirror mirror…

Mirror: No.

He says she’s not pretty, but that look on his face makes me think he’s just preying on her low self-esteem…

I might have to sell the predatory perv mirror. : /

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Oh look, it’s Cherry the almost-homewrecker.

Lacy: I am a famous artist and I bring in thousands of dollars per painting, so don’t think you can compete with me.

Bromine: *sneak sneak*

Lacy: Have fun at school dear.

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The gnomes hang out by the beehive, although I don’t know where Gayby got off to.

In other news. We still have a bee house thing. : P I think we used it once. Maybe.

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Cherry: *heavy breathing*

Arsenic: I feel uncomfortable…

Just keep fishing and she’ll go away… I hope.

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Cherry: Why can’t I come inside?


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Since, again, Lacy is done with her LTW, I let her do interesting things when I can think of it. So we’re making gold.

It worked, so I had a BRILLIANT idea.

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And Bobo/Puzzle/Pal/generically-named-IF had to ruin it by becoming alive when I put it on the pedestal.

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So I sent Selenium out around town to give us time to turn the IF int CASH.

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Unfortunately, the IF is now glitched so no one can pick it up, and says that Lacy is interacting with it. I guess since she was going to turn it to gold and never got to, so the game thinks she’s still doing something with the doll?

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Won’t come out for Selenium now, either.

IF: Only when it’s inconvenient! 😀

… we will be attempting this in the future.

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Travis called Selenium in the middle of the night for hotdogs, and Selenium decided to get them made that night.

Selenium: If he’s calling at midnight, it’s either some kind of hot dog emergency or some sort of shady business going down. : /

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Selenium: Let me just step all over them.

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Travis: You got the stuff?

Selenium: Look kid, it’s two in the morning. I don’t care what you wanted these for, but if this is some sort of illegal thing, I’m calling the police, alright? I am NOT going to let my little kind-of-sort-of sister date that.

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Selenium: He doesn’t know I got the only one that wasn’t stepped on.

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The next morning, Lois brought home a girl for Krypton.

Krypton: This is… awkward.

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Lois: Just… talk to her, okay?

Krypton: I don’t need a new girlfriend.

Lois: You’re dating Laurel Grisby. : / Don’t tell me you think she’s pretty.

Krypton: She’s nice, okay? And I know what it’s like to be made fun of. I have the loser trait.

Lois: What’s that got to do with anything?

Krypton: We’re kindred souls.

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Betty: Why is no one talking to me?

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Bro is at her best when she’s sitting down and not being supremely annoying with her creep-creep-creep.

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Bro: I like your drum playing.

Betty: Thanks. You’re the first person who’s talked to me all night.

Bro: I hope Krypton doesn’t end up dating you. His girlfriend makes me feel good about my looks. : /

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Gotta love married sims.

… also the fact that the bathroom is right next to a wall of windows, so it’s in no way private anyway.

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Krypton: So I was thinking of trying out for sports to combat being a loser…

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Lois: Please. They’d punch you right in your baby face.

Krypton: Heh… maybe I’ll think on it a little more…

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I remembered to take a picture of Bromine’s romantic-interest guy! His name is Hellif Iknow.

Next time, Bromine grows up and I haven’t played any further so… refer to the name of the man in the above picture. : P


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