Last chapter ended with Arsenic graduating… somehow… so obviously the family was pretty exhausted and hungry and such afterward. So I had Selenium go around with the moodlet manager to see what she could do.
Lois: Why would you interrupt me when I’m sleeping? Can’t you see I’m tired?
Um… that was exactly WHY we interrupted you, dear. : /
Krypton: Thank you, sister. From the bottom of my heart.
Well, I know who I like better. : /
Gnomes relaxing on the graves of sims. The more dead sims, the less resistance for the gnome uprising to conquer.
I thought it was kind of odd that Krypton is athletic, but he never seems to work out the way I see Lois working out. Maybe because his loser trait makes him know he’ll never be popular even with a buff bod, and he’d only lose every match if he joined a sport team. : P
Speaking of Krypton’s loser trait, let’s see it in action. I just kind of let him do his own thing and watched. Laughing.
That awkward moment when you pull a meal out of the fridge and it goes bad on the way to the table. Krypton is not amused.
He went back and forth getting waffles like 3 or 4 times.
He then decided not to take chances with the fridge food any longer, and made himself some… macaroni and cheese I think? With onion and ground meat?
Grown up macaroni and cheese, then… I don’t like grown up food. : P
IT IS 2 IN THE MORNING GO AWAY.
He’s not even paparazzi. : /
Oh, yeah, we weren’t done with Krypton. It is a good thing that we’re not started on an ISBI yet or we’d be losing points right now.
… I’ll be trying to actually keep with the point tallying; with the hope that tallying every chapter will be easier and the game doesn’t screw things up royally. : P
Lois: So I don’t get why Krypton’s always on the computer when he’s athletic…
Arsenic: Sorry, can’t offer any sage fatherly advice. I’m like 20.
I found the prom pics in the inventories! Krypton and Lois’s, anyways. They seem to have stolen each other’s poses…
I took a picture of this pixelated puddle of pee because it was shaped like a heart.
I then sat back and had a good long think about the direction my life has led me.
Lois: Hey, Krypton’s right… this videogame thing isn’t half bad.
I realized that Arsenic was insane so he could just go fish in the pool… which has a weird corner I just noticed.
It’s kind of hard to keep track when they’re all on different sides of town. : P When I do an ISBI though I’ll try to send them out on a weekly basis to see what they get up to.
Bro: Mirror mirror…
He says she’s not pretty, but that look on his face makes me think he’s just preying on her low self-esteem…
I might have to sell the predatory perv mirror. : /
Oh look, it’s Cherry the almost-homewrecker.
Lacy: I am a famous artist and I bring in thousands of dollars per painting, so don’t think you can compete with me.
Bromine: *sneak sneak*
Lacy: Have fun at school dear.
The gnomes hang out by the beehive, although I don’t know where Gayby got off to.
In other news. We still have a bee house thing. : P I think we used it once. Maybe.
Cherry: *heavy breathing*
Arsenic: I feel uncomfortable…
Just keep fishing and she’ll go away… I hope.
Cherry: Why can’t I come inside?
Because NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE.
Since, again, Lacy is done with her LTW, I let her do interesting things when I can think of it. So we’re making gold.
It worked, so I had a BRILLIANT idea.
And Bobo/Puzzle/Pal/generically-named-IF had to ruin it by becoming alive when I put it on the pedestal.
So I sent Selenium out around town to give us time to turn the IF int CASH.
Unfortunately, the IF is now glitched so no one can pick it up, and says that Lacy is interacting with it. I guess since she was going to turn it to gold and never got to, so the game thinks she’s still doing something with the doll?
Won’t come out for Selenium now, either.
IF: Only when it’s inconvenient! 😀
… we will be attempting this in the future.
Travis called Selenium in the middle of the night for hotdogs, and Selenium decided to get them made that night.
Selenium: If he’s calling at midnight, it’s either some kind of hot dog emergency or some sort of shady business going down. : /
Selenium: Let me just step all over them.
Travis: You got the stuff?
Selenium: Look kid, it’s two in the morning. I don’t care what you wanted these for, but if this is some sort of illegal thing, I’m calling the police, alright? I am NOT going to let my little kind-of-sort-of sister date that.
Selenium: He doesn’t know I got the only one that wasn’t stepped on.
The next morning, Lois brought home a girl for Krypton.
Krypton: This is… awkward.
Lois: Just… talk to her, okay?
Krypton: I don’t need a new girlfriend.
Lois: You’re dating Laurel Grisby. : / Don’t tell me you think she’s pretty.
Krypton: She’s nice, okay? And I know what it’s like to be made fun of. I have the loser trait.
Lois: What’s that got to do with anything?
Krypton: We’re kindred souls.
Betty: Why is no one talking to me?
Bro is at her best when she’s sitting down and not being supremely annoying with her creep-creep-creep.
Bro: I like your drum playing.
Betty: Thanks. You’re the first person who’s talked to me all night.
Bro: I hope Krypton doesn’t end up dating you. His girlfriend makes me feel good about my looks. : /
Gotta love married sims.
… also the fact that the bathroom is right next to a wall of windows, so it’s in no way private anyway.
Krypton: So I was thinking of trying out for sports to combat being a loser…
Lois: Please. They’d punch you right in your baby face.
Krypton: Heh… maybe I’ll think on it a little more…
I remembered to take a picture of Bromine’s romantic-interest guy! His name is Hellif Iknow.
Next time, Bromine grows up and I haven’t played any further so… refer to the name of the man in the above picture. : P