Hi guys! Long time no see! I’ve got everything reinstalled with the exception of WA, since I don’t really use it much. : / And Pets and Seasons, of course.
The new future expansion looks cool, except that the new supernatural is apparently plumbots and we already have robots? That and the fact that I now judge each new expansion by the likelihood that it will destroy my game. : /
Please work. Fingers crossed.
I was kind of surprised to find that my sims were in mourning, since it feels like it’s been a LONG time since Tyson/Tyrone died. Geez, guys. Get over it already.
Bro making food. Don’t ask me why I took this. I really don’t know.
The gnome family has a new little incest gnome. I named him Biffy… or he might’ve been there last time, but he didn’t have a name when I opened my game so *shrug*.
STORY TIME WITH GAYBY.
Selenium went home with Tamika Ham after school, the werewolf who I SWEAR has been around as a teen way longer than she should have been.
Tamika: So when I shower, I shed, like, clumps of back hair.
Selenium: You don’t get many visitors, do you?
Tamika: How can you tell?
I don’t think I’ve seen that before. : / Selenium’s too depressed to use her funny interactions.
She also tried for werewolf curse because I was bored and the option was there, but Tamika was having none of it and then she had to go straight to work as an epitaph writer.
Let’s just sit down and do our homework on the side of the road, with a full moon on the rise so all the werewolves and zombies and such are out.
Especially since it’s your birthday and you won’t be turning in that homework. Although her age bar says she has 5 days to go. : /
I took her picture later, when the lighting was a bit better. And by a bit better I mean it wasn’t the absolutely crappy full moon lighting : /
Lois: Should this be glowing?
Hell if I know. Eat it. Maybe you’ll get super powers.
Bro: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all?
Mirror: Psh. Not you, that’s for sure.
Mirror: Now your sister…
Selenium grew up to be adorable and wonderful and she’s not moving out since Krypton’s gonna be the one moving when he reaches YA.
Mirror: AND she’s legal.
I think she got the friendly trait or something like that? Wait, no. Unflirty. She wants to be a music composer, because we don’t have enough musicians in this family.
Bro: Oh yeah! Eat my dust, computer racers! Fortified with vitamins to make it part of a well balanced SCREW YOU.
Lacy: Wow, this is… exciting.
Bro: That’s nothing compared to when I play real people online. Now watch me run this ass into a pit of lava.
I gave in and moved the family to a new Riverview so things might run a bit faster. : /
Selenium ran for the base.
And the kids go straight for the playground.
Don’t know if I mentioned this, but if Lois doesn’t work in journalism there is something wrong with the universe.
Krypton: Look up int the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… ME! 😀
In other news, Lacy’s paintbrush is Edward Cullen.
Paintbrush: These are the bristles of a killer! D8
Selenium got herself a job in music. And also bought out the theater. And named it the Selenium Mendeleev Theater.
Selenium: Now they have no choice but to give me promotions.
She then opts to make a new plate of salad rather than cooking the hot dogs that were right there.
Selenium: I need to lose some weight to make it in music. That’s why I cut off my hand. Besides, who knows what’s in those hot dogs?
1. You are fine just the way you are.
2. PIXELS. It’s all PIXELS.
Mirror: No, seriously. Stop asking me who’s fairest of them all. It’s not gonna change.
Bro: But… I’m skimpily dressed to change your mind…
Lois: Can you stop having self-esteem issues and sobbing to yourself? It distracted me and burned the muffin I baked.
Bro: Maybe if I eat salad and healthy stuff, the mirror will like me.
Lois: Or maybe you should enjoy spending time with friends and family instead of worrying about what a piece of glass tells you.
That was… actually pretty deep for a ten-year-old, Lois.
Bro: Or I could take up fishing.
Lois: … where did that even come from? You don’t even have the angler trait. : /
Ellie and Theodore reading.
Ellie: The first meeting of the ghost book club is in session. 🙂
The paparazzi came the next morning, and the girl one flirted with Arsenic.
Arsenic: Listen, lady, I don’t know who you are. We are not going to ‘get to know each other better’.
Cherry: Well, I already know you pretty well after standing outside your house all night. *yawn*
Arsenic: And now that my teenaged daughter in the room behind me is turned the other way…
Cherry: Uh-uh. You *just* turned me down.
Lacy: Hi. I’m his wife.
Cherry: And I’m leaving.
Arsenic has more people than these two looking to woo him, however.
Arsenic: That ghost is HOT.
… *double checks because I’ve been away for a while* …
THAT’S YOUR MOTHER.
Thanks for voting Oedipus as heir, guys.
Selenium: Ooooooh, playin’ music… oooooooh, not sure why I’m not playing an instrument that’s actually played in an orchestra…
Good girl, Bro. Do your homework instead of playing video games with Laurel.
Bro: I only came here because Laurel’s face makes me feel better about myself. : /
Bro: Nothing, I’ll play you when I’m done this problem.
Lois grows up and gains the athletic trait, one that Krypton already has.
Now I just gotta get Krypton to being a young adult! :O