Oedipus and Magic Mirrors

Hi guys! Long time no see! I’ve got everything reinstalled with the exception of WA, since I don’t really use it much. : / And Pets and Seasons, of course.

The new future expansion looks cool, except that the new supernatural is apparently plumbots and we already have robots? That and the fact that I now judge each new expansion by the likelihood that it will destroy my game. : /

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Please work. Fingers crossed.

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I was kind of surprised to find that my sims were in mourning, since it feels like it’s been a LONG time since Tyson/Tyrone died. Geez, guys. Get over it already.

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Bro making food. Don’t ask me why I took this. I really don’t know.

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The gnome family has a new little incest gnome. I named him Biffy… or he might’ve been there last time, but he didn’t have a name when I opened my game so *shrug*.

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STORY TIME WITH GAYBY.

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Selenium went home with Tamika Ham after school, the werewolf who I SWEAR has been around as a teen way longer than she should have been.

Tamika Everlasting.

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Tamika: So when I shower, I shed, like, clumps of back hair.

Selenium: You don’t get many visitors, do you?

Tamika: How can you tell?

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I don’t think I’ve seen that before. : / Selenium’s too depressed to use her funny interactions.

She also tried for werewolf curse because I was bored and the option was there, but Tamika was having none of it and then she had to go straight to work as an epitaph writer.

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Let’s just sit down and do our homework on the side of the road, with a full moon on the rise so all the werewolves and zombies and such are out.

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Especially since it’s your birthday and you won’t be turning in that homework. Although her age bar says she has 5 days to go. : /

I took her picture later, when the lighting was a bit better. And by a bit better I mean it wasn’t the absolutely crappy full moon lighting : /

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For example.

Lois: Should this be glowing?

Hell if I know. Eat it. Maybe you’ll get super powers.

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Bro: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest one of all?

Mirror: Psh. Not you, that’s for sure.

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Mirror: Now your sister…

Selenium grew up to be adorable and wonderful and she’s not moving out since Krypton’s gonna be the one moving when he reaches YA.

Mirror: AND she’s legal.

I think she got the friendly trait or something like that? Wait, no. Unflirty. She wants to be a music composer, because we don’t have enough musicians in this family.

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Bro: Oh yeah! Eat my dust, computer racers! Fortified with vitamins to make it part of a well balanced SCREW YOU.

Lacy: Wow, this is… exciting.

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Bro: That’s nothing compared to when I play real people online. Now watch me run this ass into a pit of lava.

Lacy: Fascinating.

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I gave in and moved the family to a new Riverview so things might run a bit faster. : /

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Selenium ran for the base.

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And the kids go straight for the playground.

Don’t know if I mentioned this, but if Lois doesn’t work in journalism there is something wrong with the universe.

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Krypton: Look up int the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… ME! 😀

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In other news, Lacy’s paintbrush is Edward Cullen.

Paintbrush: These are the bristles of a killer! D8

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Selenium got herself a job in music. And also bought out the theater. And named it the Selenium Mendeleev Theater.

Selenium: Now they have no choice but to give me promotions.

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She then opts to make a new plate of salad rather than cooking the hot dogs that were right there.

Selenium: I need to lose some weight to make it in music. That’s why I cut off my hand. Besides, who knows what’s in those hot dogs?

1. You are fine just the way you are.

2. PIXELS. It’s all PIXELS.

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Mirror: No, seriously. Stop asking me who’s fairest of them all. It’s not gonna change.

Bro: But… I’m skimpily dressed to change your mind…

Lois: Can you stop having self-esteem issues and sobbing to yourself? It distracted me and burned the muffin I baked.

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Bro: Maybe if I eat salad and healthy stuff, the mirror will like me.

Lois: Or maybe you should enjoy spending time with friends and family instead of worrying about what a piece of glass tells you.

That was… actually pretty deep for a ten-year-old, Lois.

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Bro: Or I could take up fishing.

Lois: … where did that even come from? You don’t even have the angler trait. : /

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Ellie and Theodore reading.

Ellie: The first meeting of the ghost book club is in session. 🙂

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The paparazzi came the next morning, and the girl one flirted with Arsenic.

Arsenic: Listen, lady, I don’t know who you are. We are not going to ‘get to know each other better’.

Cherry: Well, I already know you pretty well after standing outside your house all night. *yawn*

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Arsenic: And now that my teenaged daughter in the room behind me is turned the other way…

Cherry: Uh-uh. You *just* turned me down.

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Lacy: Hi. I’m his wife.

Cherry: And I’m leaving.

Arsenic has more people than these two looking to woo him, however.

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Arsenic: That ghost is HOT.

… *double checks because I’ve been away for a while* …

THAT’S YOUR MOTHER.

Thanks for voting Oedipus as heir, guys.

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Selenium: Ooooooh, playin’ music… oooooooh, not sure why I’m not playing an instrument that’s actually played in an orchestra…

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Good girl, Bro. Do your homework instead of playing video games with Laurel.

Bro: I only came here because Laurel’s face makes me feel better about myself. : /

Laurel: What?

Bro: Nothing, I’ll play you when I’m done this problem.

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Lois grows up and gains the athletic trait, one that Krypton already has.

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Now I just gotta get Krypton to being a young adult! :O

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