Holy sims, Arsenic made it to work on time! He went to work all by himself! And now he’s close to a promotion! Woot woot.
By the way, does anyone know what this is supposed to say? And it’s not twelve in the game, and sports games don’t happen at 12, so why does the sign say 12? QUESTIONS.
We had money, so we bought out the spa. It was named Mendeleev Manicures. We still need to pay full price, though. Apparently.
Fairy lady: This would make a great picture!
I swear the one’s been a teen forever:
Older werewolf: Your mother is a poodle!
And then the game decided NOPE NOT GONNA SAVE CRASH.
I blame the fact that I had Selenium try to summon someone in the spell book, and it summoned no one but her relations panel had a bright red square instead of a person.
Opened the game to try again. Bobo’s back. Yayyy.
I was upset when I opened the game for reasons completely unrelated to the previous crash, so the pictures I took were kind of whatever.
Lois Lane: How do I slide?
Maybe you should learn to dress yourself properly first.
Lois Lane: HOLY COW
Lois Lane: Ow.
I let Bobo out because I was upset and not thinking rationally.
He/she/it immediately grew into a teen.
And then Selenium wet herself on the way to the bus because she had been forced to celebrate Bobo’s birthday.
Selenium: I hate imaginary friends.
Lois Lane: AHEM.
The adults are all green, and the kids are all miserable.
Selenium: I only got the participation trophy for my club… they shall pay.
And Tyson reaches the end of his life.
Krypton: WHY AM I ALWAYS HERE WHEN PEOPLE DIE???
Tyson: Hey, Death. I’m okay with leaving now and all that.
Didn’t get the picture, but Tyson somersaulted right over Arsenic as he went into his urn.
Worst urn. Kind of figured. I sucked at paying attention to his LTW. : P
Then Death put himself on a timeout.
And played video games.
I decided this was the proper time to show Selenium’s trophy.
Zhan showed up and I took a picture. Don’t feel like saying more about it because the next morning…
So backtrack to the day before Tyson died. He decided to chat on the computer with someone…
And show her his grandchildren. Well, why not. Why. Not.
I was still kind of upset about the crash : /
Tyson: Look, this is my granddaughter, Bromine. She’s not the heir.
Tyson: And this is my granddaughter Selenium. She got, like, three votes.
After her second time getting the trophy, she decided to stop at the pool to get a shower so she wouldn’t smell.
Tyson dies again.
Death: Bless my cold, dead heart; I made it into the correct room!
Stuff happened that I don’t feel like captioning. Blah.
Tyson was once more a-okay with death.
And shook his hand, and I’m pretty sure that it crashed again. : /