Theo: Wouldn’t you rather game on the computer?
Tyson: Console gaming is where it’s at.
Excuse me? Don’t forget what I play YOUR game on : P
Vaughn died. Again. : P
He leaves behind three sons. One of whom is also his grandson.
Tyson: Hey, babe. You still got it.
She still hasn’t figured out what he’s been doing with her mother.
Selenium: Yeah, I pretty much hate classes where you sit in desks all day. That’s why I took ballet. And was the best dancer in class AND got the lead part…
Bro: Will you shut up about your sissy dancing already?
I’m pretty sure this girl’s been a teen for about ever in my game. *shrug*
Whenever I get a call asking Doris on a date, I send her out. No sense in having her back home so she can flirt with her son-in-law when she could be going out with a vampire doctor.
Bro: Happy birthday mom!
Lacy: *look exactly the same*
Ellie: Gross, a ghost!
Ellie, you’ve been a ghost longer than anyone. I think.
Okay, Zhan was first. But my point still stands.
Selenium rocks out on the drums. There was a point to this but I don’t know what.
Selenium: How about the fact that I’ll be even better than Grandma!
Selenium: Um… I’ll master all the instruments… and top the music career… AND get all the skill challenges done.
Bro: How cool would it be to be able to drive around all the time in a huge bus?
Selenium: Please, Bromine. I’m much too good to be the sister of a bus driver.
The adults went on vacation, so a babysitter got hired. I thought she swiped the bass, but she was playing it instead.
Susan: I’m supposed to babysit for that… thing? I don’t think so.
Gayby: It’s my day off.
Go take care of your brother… son… thing…
Selenium: Sure, I’ll throw a party. Why not?
Five minutes into the party the police get called.
We had like two or three girls over, and the most anyone did was warm themselves on the fireplace. And feed a toddler.
Selenium: I am disgusted.
Bro signed up for scouting. Because ballet is for girls. : P
Selenium conveniently has prom just as her parents come back from vacation.
Selenium: So they won’t yell at me for dirty dishes that they left out themselves. : /
I cleaned everything up just in case.
Krypton is now a loser. But he has super cool pj’s and Ellie’s hair.
No, Lacy. We’re not going to force your children to live out your dreams.
You don’t even have the excuse that you didn’t achieve your dreams and need to live through them. You reached your goal like a day after you became an adult.
Tyson and Doris finally got caught.
Bro: Ewwww. Gross.
Zinc doesn’t catch it, though.
Tyson: You’re my one and only.
Zinc: Mmm… Zhan…
Zinc, he’s related to you.
Arsenic missed an entire day of work because he can’t seem to get to the carpool on his own. I guess I’ll need to keep an eye on him whenever it’s time for work.
The kids socialize and are adorable.
That afternoon, my camera got pulled over to Doris.
Of course, Death ended up in the wrong room.
Death: Doris Mendeleev. Your time is up and all that jazz.
Zinc, I can tell you’re faking.
Zinc: What? I know what she was doing with my husband.
Doris got the middle grave. She is survived by her two children and three grandchildren. I figured she’d possibly be the the last death of this legacy.