Easy Being Green

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Zinc: I can’t get to the sink! The dishwasher’s in the way!

Um… no it’s not.

I just ended up selling stuff and it fixed the routing issue.

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Selenium: Mama I’m lonely and dirty and hungry and tiiiiiiiired.

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Selenium: I wonder if bone lady will take care of me?

Where is Bonehilda, anyway? I don’t think I’ve seen her in a while.

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Bonehilda: How do I door?

I think we found our gnome culprit.

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Since Lacy was feeling stir crazy, she went out to the park to teach toddler skills.

Lacy: Now I will teach you how to make money.

Selenium: Why mommy? We’re rich.

Not if you’re chosen to found an ISBI (which is in the lead as of writing this) you won’t be.

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And teaching how to walk.

The first born kids are lucky. I never seem to remember toddler skills for the second born and so on in a generation, because by then everything’s a bit hectic.

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I’m guessing this is what happens when you move someone out with an imaginary friend. The game forgets if it’s a doll or an actual sim. This is Patches Mendeleev… hell if I know who in the family had one named Patches. Germanium? Did he even have a doll?

Whatever.

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Patches: I’m like a spy or a ninja or something. No one can see an imaginary friend! πŸ˜€

I hate to break it to you, sweetie, but you’re kind of glitched.

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We will be caking the twins so they can get out of the house, since they’re not technically part of the bloodline or anything like that and therefore not useful. Even if they were part of the bloodline, they’re like two generations away from the generation of potential heirs.

Or like six, depending on how you look at it.

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Please stand up the gnomes, Moonlight. Thank you.

Susan: I beliiiiiiiieve I can fly!

It seems Gayby grew out of his moody stage.

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I have another picture of cake because I forgot that I got the first picture.

So you get two pictures of cake.

LOOK AT IT.

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This is… um… Moonlight? It looks like I forgot to take a picture of the other one. Makeovers kind of froze the game, so I just put them in my dashboard for uploading and forgot that I had only one picture.

So now you fine folks can give them makeovers yourselves! When I upload. Eventually.

They’ll at least be all uploaded with the download page up to date at the end of the legacy. : P *is lazy*

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Moonheag… not even trying to guess… does the dishes before she leaves. How nice.

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Those aren’t utensils! They’re black paper with pictures of utensils pasted on!

Actually some of the dishes look like that too : P

Moonheag: We have less dishes than we let on, so the decoys fool Bonehilda into thinking it’s full and running the washer more often.

Okay then.

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They say good-bye to Selenium before I kick them out. Although I actually got them a house because we’ve got money we’re not gonna use and I’ve given up with points so hoarding it isn’t doing anything for me.Β : P

Selenium: Bye bye! Have fun not being heir!

You’re not heir either, Selenium.

Selenium: I am until I get a brother or sister~! πŸ˜€

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Speaking of siblings…

Lacy: What are you doing, Nick?

Arsenic: The potion disappeared but just pretend I threw a fertility elixir thing on you.

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Perhaps they’ll be having more than one?

By the way, Arsenic is somehow failing at his job despite the fact that he maxed the gardening skill.

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I apologize, Tyson.

Tyson: Justice will be served…

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Arsenic: Hey there, sweetie.

Selenium: Who are you?

She barely has any relationship with her father.

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Now it’s time to practice magic with Zinc!

Tourist: What are you doing, you crazy American?

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She wanted to turn someone into a frog.

Tourist: Wow! You guessed my secret wish to be a frog!

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And then he fell in love with her.

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