The title lies. There are no ladders.
Oh, hey fairy. I remember you got stuck on my porch for a while! Still alive?
Fairies and vampires live very long so I don’t really play them. : P
Lacy finished her LTW so her only job now is to incubate babies and do whatever she wants. Or, in some cases, whatever I want, so I have someone to do awesome things. More on that later.
Speaking of LTWs… Tyson’s is something about alchemy that I didn’t start at all. Um… oops. So I quick use a reward to change his LTW to raising 5 kids to teen; I figure that’s easy enough so long as the game recognizes kids that aren’t his?
Lamp: I am the ghost of Lampmas past. WhoooooOOOOOooooooo~!
We have enough ghosts that during the night I have to tell everyone to do things about eight times. They have a whole new ‘let me drop my action queue’ freakout whenever they see a new ghost.
What do you mean you can’t find a seat? There are four seats empty and you can WALK THROUGH THINGS.
Yeah, they’re not staying on the lot for the next one.
I think I’ve already said this, but Arsenic’s learning from a book this time. I don’t feel like planting a garden.
Vaughn’s getting his family back together.
Susan: Mother may I take one giant step?
Vaughn: No, but you may take five one-footed airplane hops.
Gayby: Mother may I take three rocking guitar leaps?
Lacy’s new job is to try the snake charming basket. I’ve had sims do it before, but I don’t think I’ve ever sat them down for the purpose of charming the snake. And I think there are special moodlets or something? I recall something about being kissed by the snake and getting a really good moodlet.
Sidheag: BOOO! Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
Hey look, the snake!
Then we bought a king cobra.
Um… should we be letting a pregnant woman play with the snake? Those fangs are huge.
Lacy: It’ll be fine… look, I’m gonna get a kiss!
Lacy: NOT A KISS! NOT A KISS!!!
Um… *google search* Are King Cobras venomous?
Welp. Guess the legacy’s over.
Lacy: Nah, I’ll be fine…
Whatever you do, don’t go to sleep! Um… put some ice on it! Throw some over your left shoulder!
Lacy started to get a backache, and Arsenic immediately wanted to give her a massage. So cute.
Lacy: Thanks, babe… I don’t think I’ll do any more snake charming for a while.
Arsenic: But I had a snake for you to charm!
Lacy: Does it bite?
Arsenic: If you want it to… 😉
Tyson, why would you walk in after them?
Tyson: *blank stare*
Yeah, I still don’t have a bed for them. : P
Wait… Nickel’s bed is open now. *facepalm*
Zinc aged up after work. I think she might have gotten a promotion. If not, she was really close.
Hm. Maybe there are ladders in this chapter. Career ladders!
The next time I saw Zinc she was still an adult, but the family portrait that shows when you open the game says she’s an elder. Hm.
Vanny tries to charm the snake, too, but it doesn’t work.
The cobra has tasted blood now. Mere music will not sate its hunger.
Susan: Daddy? Daddy?
Vaughn: Mmph mph.
Susan: Daddy…? Mother didn’t say if I could put my foot down or not! D8
Gayby: *doesn’t care*
Snakes and ladders! The baby is going to be born! The first one of the la… I’ll just get on to the picture where the baby is born.
Lacy: Please do. This HURTS.
It’s a girl! Selenium Mendeleev. Her favorite color is lime, which I remember because I decorated her crib. I forget her traits though, so you can just find out when she becomes a toddler.