Love Test

This is my 150th post on this legacy, guys!

Heads up, I’ve only got until the 7th and then I’m done with college until fall! Add that to the fact that after my one paper I have basically nothing but 2 finals on the 6th, I’ll hopefully have stuff up more quickly in a bit.

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Girl who might possibly be up for spouse: I like your house. Marry me in?

Nickel: We’ll think about it.

HER NAME IS COURTNEY GUYS.

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I don’t remember who this is because, hey, it’s only the bottom half, but I do remember that there was a date between him and his wife. And he decided to autonomously dumpster dive.

SO ROMANTIC.

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Germanium: Now comes the time to write poetry as dark as my soul.

Can you check the weather while you’re on?

Germanium: … Today the garish sun will burn down and threaten the gothic pallor I’m trying to cultivate.

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Sunny day, guys.

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Mordecai: D… did I do something wrong? Why do you like her better than me?

Vaughn: … Because we were never a thing to begin with?

Mordecai: But we had a child together! Think of the children!

Gaybriel: IDGAF.

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The imaginary friend is still there. Just as a head’s up.

IF: At least I’m warm now… : (

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Arsenic gets to keep his. Because its name is Old Lace. Arsenic and Old Lace, get it?

Yeah, I stole that from a comic book. : P

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I don’t remember the point of this picture but there WAS one, so I keep it.

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On the way to a fire. This looks safe.

Manganese: I’m a professional. I know what I’m doing.

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Nickel: I DON’T! HOW DO I TURN ON THE SIREN? EEEEOOOOOEEEEOOO!

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Hey, Vanny. How’s life? Death. Whatever.

Vanadium: Pretty good. All night pool party.

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Enrolling Germanium in a boarding school (I think the art one) because Zinc wanted to do that. And I haven’t done boarding school in this family since Lithium if I recall correctly.

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Germanium: I can show the girls my rocket.

That doesn’t sound very brooding or depressing. And I think it’s an all boy school.

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Germanium: Why do you break my heart with your cruelty?

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Tyson: See, I’m not changing Arsenic’s diaper because it’s radioactive.

Germanium: … this kid’s gonna die when I leave, isn’t he?

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Cute love tester thing at the festival. Had to try it out.

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Zinc and Tyson got ‘red hot’ or some such.

Tyson: YES! My love has been validated by a cold, unfeeling machine!

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Um…

Germanium: I do not like people, so I am eating here. If all goes to plan, my roommate will be driven out of the room within a week.

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Casper: We have chemistry! How does it think we’re ice cold?

Zinc: … my fault. Ghosts are chilly.

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Bye, Germanium! You look… cheerful.

Germanium: You’ll be hearing from me soon.

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And now we can focus on the cute one. 😀

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