Witch’s Brew

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Aw, it’s really pretty in the winter, when none of the buildings are going blocky and rendering. It looks kind of cloudy though, and it sounds like the thunder sound effect is going on constant loop despite the lack of rain… glitch?

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Or a supervillain plot to suck clouds up gone horribly wrong, which has the benefits of not being a glitch (thankfully) and being really freaking cool.

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Thank you for saving the day, Manganese. One day I’m going to figure out why you dress like that for your fire department stuff nowadays.

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Hi Tyson/Tyrone/whatever. I see you’ve become a proper drunk Mendeleev. There are three trays of drinks but NO WE NEED MORE.

Tyson: Oh. Um. Hi.

The Mendeleevs are all alcoholics. I swear.


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Zinc: I love Tyson so much and I’m purregnant I can’t wait for the baby…

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Zinc: Alcohol.

And we wonder why insane is practically a family trait.

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Tyson: The baby should be here soon, right? Like, right now.

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I was planning on captioning that picture like that, and then this is what happens.



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Tyson: Cameras are great, son. You can take pictures of so many different things.

Like the newborn child you completely forgot about. Take your wife to the hospital.

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Zinc: Nah, I got this. I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man.

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We interrupt this program to bring you Well, That Doesn’t Look Like Winter Clothes.

Now back to your regularly scheduled legacy.

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Doctor: I can’t find the hospital!

And this is the man we trust to help with the delivery.

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Tyson: I’m here! Am I late!

Yes. Copper and the sim that was stuck on our porch got here before you.

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It’s a boy! His name is Arsenic, and he’s brave and perceptive. His favorite color is orange and I remember nothing else. Also, Arsenic is my favorite element so I have high hopes for him.

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This doesn’t look like winter clothes either!

At least the baby’s swaddled.

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I’ve been reading parenting things even though I am in no way pregnant and most likely will never be pregnant. It suggested sleeping on the baby’s schedule would help you be better-rested, rather than staying up all day and then waking up when you’re trying to sleep. On a whim, I put a napping couch in the nursery. The most expensive one because why the hell not. The Mendeleevs are loaded.

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This experiment might have been better with a household with less adults. I think Zinc could completely forget… furget… about her baby and the kid would still be taken care of.

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The bar has been replaced by fossils because the alcohol content in this legacy is too damn high!

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You can’t really see it, but one of the old prom picture’s is now spontaneously worth almost 1000 simoleons. Yes please.

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And we got a new gnome from the Haunted House! Her name is Morrigan.

And… birthdays.

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Germanium grew into a teen and got brooding. This isn’t his makeover, but I still took the picture because he’s kind of hot.

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This is the only female of close age that I know of. Her name is Courtney and I feel weird scoping her out for possible future dateability.

Game: CRASH.


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Being a brooding loner, I had to go with making Germanium kind of emo or goth or whatever we wanna call it.

Wait, what’s going on back there?

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Morrigan: Hey, there, handsome.



Speaking of babies.

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Arsenic is adorable. End of story.

End of chapter, too. : P


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