Death to Sparkles

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No. No she does not want to go on a date. She is married, game. MARRIED.

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Doris: What can I say? I’m a MILF.

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And she’s pregnant again too. Sweet.

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So Copper and Zinc go to the theater together as a little bit of cousin bonding.

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Instead, Copper goes behind the building and makes enemies with a fairy.

Copper: Yo sissy boy!

Fairy: Dude you’re not even corporeal.

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Copper: And then I strapped him to a rocket.

Zinc: But that’ s not nice. D:

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And then, you know, someone had to die. It wouldn’t be a light-hearted family outing if no one perished horribly.

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Rest in Peace Edward Cullen’s sparkles. You will be missed.

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Because this was a nice bonding trip to begin with, Copper decides to take Zinc out on his quest to get a girl for the prom. HI FAIRY DOROTHY. The only teenaged girl happens to be in the same household as my NaNo characters…

I won, NaNo, btw. :3

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Copper: Yeah, baby, I’m at your house and you’re not… oh yeah, babe, I’m dangerous. πŸ˜‰

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And here’s the part where I learn that, not only is she registered as an elementary student, but she’s as tall as a young adult, and Copper has the option to flirt with her still.

Glitchy as anything, but they’re going to prom now.

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Mirror: You’re still not the fairest.

Copper: But I got a date now!

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It’s incredibly adorable when the ghost sleeps in the lover’s bed… Don’t worry, Danny, Vanny will come home to you soon. 😦

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Copper: Hey, I have this awesome cell phone…

Doris: If you’re going to snob-brag about something, at least pick something that we aren’t all practically BORN owning. -_-

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VANNY! When I said you’d die soon I didn’t mean immediately!

Vanny: I’m coming, Danny!

😦 Potassium and Argon lasted so long that I didn’t even realize how close to dying Vanny even was.

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NO LATOSHA. MANGANESE DOES NOT WANT TO DATE HIS SISTER-IN-LAW WHILE HIS MOTHER IS DYING.

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I’d already sent Copper out on a date to see if Lucille had de-glitchified after I deleted the school and dropped down a new one. He powered through it like a trooper.

Copper: I never learned to drive, but I apparently have a license for a motorcycle.

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Fixed, right?

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Or not.

Copper: I could work with this. *smirk*

No Copper. No.

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So I added her to the household, hoping to find a cure to the glitch. It turns out she still IS a grade schooler, too.

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Copper: *pucker up*

Lucille: Well, I’m still like a third-grader, so that’d be all kinds of illegal.

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Copper: Hey Dad. Just so you know, there’s going to be a girl sleeping here tonight.

Casper: She is not and will not be pregnant, right?

Copper: Um… no?

Casper: Okay then.

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Doris: So baths, right? They suck.

I want them to be friends so that Doris can start a werewolf pack. That’d be cool.

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Doris: Vanadium! Why aren’t you here to see the beautiful baby I’m bringing into the world?

And, it looks like I don’t have any pictures of the kid. We’ll see him next time.

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Because Lucille is still glitching and I was more focused on the weirdness happening with her.

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Suddenly, a birthday, even though she’s still in the middle of her life bar.

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Lucille: And now I’m an adult! πŸ˜€

Yeah…

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I just decided that I would move her out as quick as possible and hope she doesn’t ruin the entire town.

Lucille: Yeah, I have no money and a third grade education… you’ll sell me a house? Awesome!

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And then the adults all went away on a free vacation. So they won’t be here for next chapter.

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Mirror: Seriously, dude? You need to stop this.

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One thought on “Death to Sparkles

  1. OMG Lucille was freaking me out! What a strange glitch…

    Copper’s obsession with the mirror is adorable. I haven’t even played with it yet, it looks awesome, though!

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