Last chapter ended on a cliffhanger… which at first wasn’t going to be resolved because I took so many pictures, but screw reasonable chapter length.
Cobalt: Wouldn’t dream of it. *shifty eyes*
Nickel: It occurs to me that we picked the WORST person for anchor duty…
Actually, that sort of makes it less sketchy, seeing as most of the ‘teachers’ are clearly NOT teachers.
Nickel: Serves them right if they’re not used to it by now.
Cobalt: Don’t know.
Latosha: Just pretend you don’t know them…
Bitch. And after I went through SO much trouble for you and Chromium.
Cobalt: I figure someone should stick up for helmet girl.
Aw, you’re actually nice, aren’t you?
Cobalt: I will remove your eyes and use them as Christmas ornaments.
Nickel: Elaina came home with Cobalt. And you can’t fit FIVE people on the bus. That’s just ridiculous.
While I was looking for Nickel, I discovered something.
It’s like how Dorothy could get home whenever she wanted, but instead of not knowing because Glinda wouldn’t tell me until I murdered someone, I just didn’t know it because why did I not realize this?
Nickel: But you’re friends with helmet girl.
Cobalt: I will make you double dead if you mention that again. Now, caring about family members is NOT part of my evil reputation.
Cobalt: Wait. Lightbulb. I throw a totally kicking party, parents have to come home early, it’s like Murphy’s Law or something. And if grandma’s not dead, it means I get to ruin their vacation. Awesome.
Nickel: I hope you know what you’re doing.
Cobalt: The trick is to act like you do.
Cobalt: If the police are going to bust this party, they’re not going to be busting some kindergarten book club. There’s gonna be booze and shit.
Then I realized that Manganese is, like, the only teenaged boy in the town. The need to turn Casper into a real boy returns. Unfortunately, the game thinks there are too many sims in the household, but I’m 90% sure that 3 adults and 4 teens make 7 sims.
Doris: Isn’t this the coolest house, Elaina?
Elaina: Why are we with all the dead people?
Elaina: Good job getting the only boy in school, Doris! *secretly hates her friend*
Manganese is now two for two in picking the MOST romantic places to have relationship milestones.
Cobalt: I made drinks and set the music up to loud. Why aren’t the police showing up?
Cobalt: Sucks to be you, because you’re sure not going to find any guys in this town!
Cobalt: I don’t know about other teens with parties, but I have sources in the police department.
I’m pretty sure that the adults coming home early is a separate thing from the police coming, so Cobalt broke up the party before anything happened.
Iron: A ghost left it here.
Jk it’s a ghost potion. She’s fine.
Casper is a shy loser who is also hot-headed and has a knack for sculpting. He is basically property of whichever girl wins heirship (if Manganese is not heir) because there are no boys in town. If Manganese wins, I’ll probably have him knock up some of the townie girls so there are kids who can actually be married into the family next generation.
Argon: Yes. Of course I am.
But the game said you died.
Argon: The vacation was the perfect opportunity to fake my death so I wouldn’t have to pay my bills.
That’s because Iron paid them…
Alright. See you next time, guys. Possibly heir vote after.