Dallas: Potassium! Yeah!
I wanna take you home! Yeah!
I wanna something something! Yeah!
Something something somethiiiiiiiiing!
Then the neighbors threw boots and stuff at him because it was three in the morning.
Then it’s time for Sulfur to graduate!
Chlorine: I heard you serenading my little sister at three in the morning. If you hurt her, I will kill you.
Dallas: Got it!
I don’t know why Sulfur is wearing that hat, because I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the childish or inappropriate trait at all.
Sulfur: I’m looking forward to a nice graduation where the only faux pas is my hat.
Kay: Don’t look at Mom, then.
After graduation, all of them are in the red so they head straight home on the taxi centipede.
Front taxi: Why? Whyyyyyyyyy?
The Mendeleev Hive Mind.
In other news, Phosphorus continues to write trashy novels. She’s more than halfway to her LTW.
Everyone loves the cowplant.
I’m sort of curious about what it looks like when it eats someone…
Sulfur: Don’t even think about it.
And this is… Sodium’s ghost lying contorted on the ground.
Everyone give a round of applause to Sodium’s amazing invisible sleeping bag!
Phosphorus: But I’m cool too! Look at my amazing invisible computer!
I’ve seen that one a thousand times, Phosphorus.
This chapter is interrupted by the paparazzi lady wearing the hair that looks good only on Agnes Crumplebottom and way too much makeup. Hold on.
One thousand times better, yes?
Paparazzi: I just want to snap some pictures of celebrities.
Binky: You know, Merlot,l that breakfast you made was pretty awesome.
Ack, no, Binky. Now it’s going to go to his head.
Sulfur: I’m a third wheel in this conversation!
Merlot: I’m the best cook ever!
Kay: Sure. I’m going to go play hopscotch.
Kay: Wanna rematch, Argon?
Argon: Didn’t we last do this when we were eight or something?
Kay: And I’m still HOPSCOTCH CHAMPION!
Argon messes up at the exact same spot.
Chlorine: It’s my birthday, but NO ONE noticed that I didn’t come home.
Chlorine: You just happened to click on my portrait and the camera zoomed over here.
Chlorine becomes an adult alone on a playground and becomes a Computer Whiz.
Chlorine: I’m also incredibly handsome!