Best Birthday Ever!

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Binky: Sulfur, you’re in a science-type legacy, so it’s time you learn a bit of what’s expected of you.

Sulfur: ‘Kay Grampa!

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Binky: Now, if you ever get in trouble for having some ‘fun time’ with someone you’re rightfully married to, you have to sue them for all they’re worth.

Sulfur: Sue!

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Sodium: You can usually win when you sue them, but if the paparazzi have photographic evidence, you’re screwed. Damn paparazzi.

Sulfur: Photos! Damn!

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Sodium: Let’s talk about marriage.

Sulfur: Not want!

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These waffles were in the oven while Sodium was teaching Sulfur how to talk. And they’re not even burnt when she finally gets around to them.

Sodium: Mad skills, man.

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This is what you would see if you were teaching Sulfur how to walk.

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This is honestly the first time Phosphorus has even interacted with her daughter since giving birth to her.

Phosphorus: Come to mommy… I guess.

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Sulfur: MAMA!

Phosphorus: She’s just so… happy…

Most babies are, dear.

Phosphorus: Not me. I was born grumpy.

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Phosphorus: I’ve interacted with the kid. Now back to my husband.

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Phosphorus: Cool, I’m going to be a mother.

You are a mother.

Phosphorus: Oh yeah.

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Now it’s time for Sulfur to become a child. Maybe then Phosphorus won’t neglect her so much.

Sulfur: I wish to be adorable forever!

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I want to hug her so much. Kid faces always look weird to me in the game, but she’s unique-looking! Sulfur is now clumsy.

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Sulfur: Mommy I can’t wait to have a baby brother or sister and love them and play with them and we can be best friends can’t we Mommy I love you so much!!!

Phosphorus: Sure… how about I read you a story so you can fall asleep. And stop being happy at me.

Sulfur: Attention from Mommy it’s the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

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PHOSPHORUS.

Phosphorus: And then the beautiful white-haired lady approached the handsome purple stranger…

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Phosphorus: Relax. She fell asleep before I got to the dirty bit.

That’s not the point!

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Speaking of the purple stranger, he has the mixology LTW because I didn’t feel like working on charisma, and I’ve never actually done mixology.

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Phosphorus: Having the baby now!

Sulfur: Baby brother or sister? BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

Phosphorus: Go to bed, kid!

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This is baby Chlorine, who’s gender will remain a mystery. Because I said so. And because the game conveniently gave her/him a white blanket.

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Sulfur: Painting a picture for Chlorine! It’s a blood-splatter heart!!!

Skewed perception of what the ‘good’ trait actually means.

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