This is Phosphorus’s hair when she’s nekkid.
Phosphorus: What, I can’t have an elaborate updo when I’m showering?
Both parents-to-be have rolled wishes to read a pregnancy book, so I sent Phosphorus out to make it happen.
There’s a ghosty! He came from the exchange and he’s got a girlfriend or something, so hopefully he’ll make some ghost babies for next generation’s spouse? Maybe?
I could have Phosphorus get a ghost baby herself but…
Just look at how cute they are together!
Rolling wishes for each other like there’s no tomorrow.
Sodium: Binky, you’re being too loud. I’m trying to go to sleep. Paparazzi man… you’re facing the wrong way.
He snaps photos of Sodium sleeping. Not that I’m complaining. I think this is the only way for her to get more celebrity points, because none of the opportunities she gets are working. On the off-chance that she gets to five stars, this is how it’s going to happen.
Lithium: Would you mind, dear? I need some privacy here.
Lithium: *is nekkid*
Phosphorus: Ew! Great-grandma! Are you my great-grandma?
I… think so? I get confused when they add the ‘great’.
Paparazzi: I’m not wearing any clothes!
Nice way to clean the toilet, Phosphorus.
Phosphorus: WARGH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! *stomps through toilet*
Let’s focus on the cute old couple instead of the skinny dippers.
Okay? Back to the skinny dippers.
Lithium: Can’t a ghost get some privacy in here?
Forgot she was a slob until she started doing this.
But lookit how cute they are! All cuddling on the couch.
All feeling the baby bump.
Merlot: That’s pretty big. Sure there’s not two in there?
Phosphorus: Better not be.
Speaking of multiples, I opened her pregnancy stats using Master Controller and it’s apparently possible to have quads? I think it came with the mod, but 4 babies born all at once? I would die. In the bad way.
Merlot and Phosphorus discuss their differences over a game of chess.
Merlot: I don’t understand how you can dislike happiness.
Phosphorus: Well I don’t know why you don’t like death. But I respect your opinion.
Phosphorus: BABY TIME.
Merlot: What do I do? What do I do?
Phosphorus: You men are all the same! There’s only one thing to do in a situation like this…
Phosphorus: Change into my good black dress!
It’s baby Sulfur! She’s good and…
Phosphorus: Excitable? Can we send it back?