Last time on Mendeleev Spooktacular: The Mendeleevs showed up for a Halloween party in a shack haunted by a demon ghost dog. Since it’s getting dark and around demon-dog-o’clock, everyone heads inside.
My simself makes some delicious tofu dogs for the party, since scary stories made everyone hungry.
Everyone: Tofu dogs? We need meat!
Aluminum: I shall feast on your blood!
Silicon: Dammit, Aluminum! Stop being crazy!
Silicon: Did you hear that? Maybe we should check on Hans.
Aluminum: You know I’m supposed to be the insane one, right, sis?
Me: Sorry guys, I don’t do meat.
Aluminum: Person person plus, that’s cool.
Aluminum: I’m just going to leave my plate on the floor to appease the ghost-dog.
Me: …good idea.
Phosphorous: There’s no ghost dog. If there was, I don’t think it would be appeased by an empty plate.
Aluminum: Good idea, sis!
Sodium: Phosphorous, could you clean up the empty plates they left on the floor?
Phosphorous: You’re the one dressed like a maid.
Sodium: We’re having an heiress meeting right now.
Nitrogen was supposed to show up, but I didn’t have enough room and I really wanted all three kids at the party.
Me: I’m going to bed.
Lithium: Why do you get the bedroom to yourself?
Zhan: Hey babe.
Me: ZHAN! I’ve already told you I’m not interested.
Ellie: What’s going on in here, you hairy ape? Stealing my man?
Me: This isn’t what it looks like!
Me: Zhan? What are you doing?
Zhan: Answering the phone.
Me: That’s impossible. The phone can’t ring. It’s not connected.
Ellie: Come on, Zhan. We’re leaving.
Me: Good. If you’re not going to believe me, you can take your chances with the ghost dog for all I care.
Me: Wait, don’t go! For real I don’t want you getting eaten.
Ellie: You’re not viewing this scientifically! There’s no ghost…
Ellie: …dog. Nice doggie…
Me: Good doggie! That’s a good boy! Who scared Ellie? You did! You did!
So that is the end of my spoooooky Halloween chapter. ^_^ It was less violent than I would have hoped because dogs can’t actually attack sims, but it’s still nice to see some of the past heirs again.